Aug 14

Aug 14 How to was your ass for anal sex

When it comes to sex, nothing can ruin the moment faster than bad hygiene; this especially true when it comes to anal sex. So, today, I’ve got some tips to get your booty good and clean for anal sex.

#1 Deliver your food baby

If you’re in “labor” or close to it, do your business. Let it flow but don’t strain because it can cause small tears. Make sure to pay attention to what it feels like to be empty, it’ll help in times when you can’t properly prepare. You’ll also feel more confident knowing you’re not going to make.

#2 Lock that ass up

One of people biggest fears surrounding anal sex is that things will get moving when they’re in the act. Thanks to Cole Maverick of Maverick Men I now have a porn star pro tip to soothe your fears: anti-diarrheal medication like Pepto.

Essentially, it works like a temporary sink stopper for your intestines, which gives you 3-12 hrs of worry free play. It doesn’t really matter what kind you use; just make sure to take it about 30-45 minutes before anal play.

#3 Wash yo’ ass

Yes, wash yo’ ass. Act like you got goddamn some sense and apply some soap and water to yo’ stank ass. Make sure to stick a soapy finger up your tush and swirl it around to make sure your anus is nice and clean… not literally, obviously.

Even if you’re not worried about cleanliness, why not stick a finger or two up there just for funsies; a relaxed anus is an anus that’s ready for fun. Go light on the soap because it can dry out the natural mucus inside your rectum and that can cause problems. Also, do not use antibacterial soap… don’t do it.

#4 Flush yo’ ass out

If you’re planning on getting it in deep – that is, balls deep to bicep deep – you need to take an extra step for cleanliness, this is where the enema comes in. It helps clear your rectum and anus using water to get shit (pun intended) moving. It can take a while, about an hour, to complete the whole process but you will be clean as a whistle.